Certain authorities in South Australia consider distributing virus loaded carrots the best way to cull the wild rabbit populations. Coincidentally this occurs just prior to the Easter period, what better way is there to celebrate than with corpses of an icon of the season littering the roads?

Available for purchase on Bandcamp: Killing the Easter Bunny

No choccy for you
They’re killing the Easter Bunny
No choccy for you
That’s not meant to be funny
“Come get your poisoned carrots”
Don’t they know it’s not the 1950’s?
No choccy for you
They’re killing the Easter Bunny
No choccy for you
That’s not meant to be funny
“Come get your poisoned carrots”
A cartoon plan inspired by Loony Tunes

They made the world lethal
to even your family pet
So keep it under house arrest
And hope for the best
Protecting all the natives
a sentiment none would oppose
But they’ll destroy those too another day
When they decide they are just in the way.

And they say:
“Feral don’t belong here,
yes we brought them
but we don’t need them
we don’t want them
except when we test them,
except when we hunt them,
except when we skin them
except when we eat them”

They won’t let you fully vaccinate
In a pandemic world the irony
They just want to exterminate
In species destroying totality
As blind as their victims
They release their pestilence and forget
More compassion would be too troublesome
Even self-appointed gods expect their day of rest.

(a kind of shadow wandering over the hills unseen)

“eliminate
eradicate
terminate
exterminate
devastate
decimate
obliterate
annihilate”
“Come get your poisoned carrots”
(A cartoon plan dreamt up by idiots)
Blinded, sore covered,
Stumble confused.
Eyes burning like fire,
Crushed under a tyre

No choccy for you
They’ve killed the Easter Bunny
No choccy for you
It’s just not funny
“Come get your poisoned carrots”
(A cartoon plan dreamt up by idiots)

“Feral don’t belong here,
Yeah, we brought ‘em
But we don’t want them
we don’t need them
except when we test them,
except when we hunt them,
except when we skin them
except when we eat them
Feral don’t belong here”

Blinded, sore covered,
Stumble confused.
Eyes burning like fire,
Crushed under a tyre
Blinded, sore covered,
Stumble confused.
Eyes burning like fire,
Crushed under a tyre
Blinded, sore covered,
Stumble confused.
Eyes burning like fire,
Crushed under a tyre
“Come get your poisoned carrots”